I am not complaining. I want to say that right up front. I am beginning to question the fallacy that all models have to be Amazon Women though. I keep seeing the profiles of these tiny little women who are in the field of modeling and I for one want to stand up for the rights of little people. Yes, for all of you hecklers out there. I am standing, damn it. I just happen to be petite in nature, but little people can stand too. We just might not stand as tall as you big people but it doesn’t mean that we are not as smoking hot as you are.
Erica Brittany is 5’2″ and I would put her up against the most majestic model you could throw at me. She might not win if the model was 7’0″ and had a 6 foot reach but still, she is smoking hot. I would do several things with Erica and it doesn’t matter to me, at all, that she is small in stature. Especially since she only weighs 90 pounds. I think I have a leg that weighs more than that. Possibly my left one but it could be my right one as well. I can’t bend over far enough to see them both at the same time. I have other issues besides being small. Damn, nobody has ever really described me as small before.
Now that puts a smile on my face. Which is difficult to do at this point in the day. I have been looking at our following on JournalStone/Twitter, Duncan Moron/Twitter, Duncan Moron/Facebook and JournalStone/Facebook and it is sad. What is wrong with you people? I know that you like our content. We get four thousand hits a day. Not that this is gargantuan but still, it isn’t too damn bad. We only have 230 followers on twitter. Can’t you people help us out? We need followers or we might start getting a bad self image.
Now it might not always be prudent to resort to begging. Damn, it might not even be that smart but I will take a shot. I am begging you people. Follow us on something. I need to sleep at night and I can’t sleep very well thinking that people don’t like me. If I am not being followed by people then how will I know if I am liked? When I like somebody I stalk, I mean I follow them everywhere. To their work, their home, when they work out at the gym, etc. I am there 24 hours a day keeping them company. Nonstop.
So do me a favor, and follow us. If you can’t follow all four then pick one and sign up. It will only take a minute of your time and Erica will appreciate it. OK, I am lying now. Erica probably has no idea who we even are. I guess I will have to ask her quickly. Hang on a minute while I knock on her door. I know she is home. I just saw her through the window.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I have to be honest. I don’t condone stalking people. I am just joking. Following is ok on twitter and facebook but in real life it is creepy and scary. I think it might also be against the law.
Who in the hell was that?
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