Jennifer Metcalfe is being touted as a woman in her twenties who loves having sex. It is being stated that she loves having it in the morning, in the day and even at night over and over and over again. New of the World ran an article a few months ago where her then newly ex boyfriend was complaining she wanted sex as much as ten times a night. Damn, I have heard of complaints in the past but complaining that your girlfriend wants sex too much? That is not one that I have heard in a while. My guess is there are a lot of married dudes out there in the world who are lucky to get a little ten times in a year. Just the way life goes right.
Jennifer Metcalfe is a star on the British soap, “Hollyoaks” and is frequently photographed wearing nothing more than her underwear and many times even less. Earlier this year she even did a stint of mud wrestling. After just reading up on her less than thirty minutes ago she has vaulted to the top ten women that I would love to meet. I can’t think of anything I would ever want more in a woman. Mud wrestling, loves sex and she has a smoking hot body. Granted since I am an old man I can’t even count to ten let alone be expected to participate in any form of activity ten times in one day. If you ask me to eat ten slices of pie in one day, now that I could do.
I am not even that picky. Apple, pumpkin, cream, mix it up dude. I love pie. I guess when you get old pie is ranked number one and everything else falls somewhere below. So with all the married dudes out there complaining about lack of sex and the young twenty crowds seemingly loving sex at some point you will find the divorce rate starting to “creep” up. I guess the recent news on Tiger Woods makes sense now. He was doing nothing more than what most neglected married guys do. Not saying he is neglected mind you. The strange thing about his situation is his wife is young and smoking hot. Somebody should tell the man he is being a little greedy.
So for all of you freaks out there who share my tastes and want to see the video of Jennifer Metcalfe mud wrestling click on this News of the World link. You will be front and center for what I would dub as the sporting event of 2009. Granted it is a little late and I somehow missed out on seeing it the first time around but there are some things in life that just never get old. Two beautiful women mud wrestling is one of those events. I could sit and watch a video like this until my DVD player went into electrical overload.
At this point I am convinced I need to move to Great Britain. It just isn’t fair all of the things they considered acceptable and I am languishing in the United States where everyone prefers to keep all of those little fetishes swept under the rug. If any of you readers are into job placement can you send me an e-mail and I will forward my resume. I am more than capable of referring any form of women’s wrestling events, can hold lights for a photographer and love eating pie. What does that qualify me for?
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes it is smoking hot to get down and a little bit dirty. Thanks Jennifer for a wonderful Sunday morning. You have made making my Christmas list a little easier. Somebody tell ask my girlfriend if she has ever mud wrestled before please.
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