There is not much left to the imagination in the Cristina Del Basso 2010 calendar. It seems that the young Italian feels pretty comfortable with her body and letting it show for the world to see. I guess if I had a body like hers I might feel the same way. On the other hand if I had a body like hers and being a guy, I might have some serious gender issues, but I would still be very happy. Not that there is anything wrong with that but I do like my man body. Well to be clear it could be a little less soft in the mid section but since I am an old man I guess that is to be expected to a certain extent. What is the fun of getting old if you can’t soften up a little?
Cristina Del Basso is best known for participating in the Italian version of “Big Brother”. Please, did you really not know there was an Italian version? Where in the hell have you been buried dude. I am holding my breath waiting for the Madagascar version. In order to tape the show they will have to get the entire population out to participate.. There will be nobody left to watch it until the start kicking people off the show. I remember my last blog on Madagascar and I was reprimanded for making fun of its tiny size. At least I think it was that country. Maybe it was another little one. I can’t really remember anymore.
In the end there are a lot of things that would concern me if they were small before the country I lived in. I actually like a small country. I wouldn’t like it if anything else started to shrink. I am just saying. People are so sensitive. Don’t you guys understand that I have no idea what I am even saying half of the time? I try to make fun of everyone equally so there is no discrimination directed at anyone. If you mock the entire world how can anyone get upset? That is my philosophy anyone and damn it I am sticking to it. You can’t make me stop. Well you could make me but that would not be very nice now would it.
I guess if you really take that much stock in a guy who will spend his day out looking for a pair of leather/latex pants then you might have some issues of your own. Yes, today is the day that I absolutely have to find a costume for the ball I will be attending tomorrow night. If nobody hears from me on Sunday please call 911. I don’t want to end up like that guy on “Pulp Fiction” locked in some dudes basement, being his love toy. I am just not that good with that kind of thing. I am much more of a don’t touch me kind of dude. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and at some point in every man’s life I guess he will have to don a pair of leather knickers. I wonder if they have them in red.
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