Kaiane Aldorino is crowned Miss World Beach

In a continuing array of contests that might be pointless and lost in the grand scheme of National issues Kaiane Aldorino is the newly crowned Miss World Beach.  What in the hell is that you might ask.  Well I guess the Miss World contest is broken up into several sub-contests and the winners of those sub-contests get fast tracked to the finals of the overall pageant.  Is that too much information?  Does anyone care beyond looking at these gorgeous hot women in bikinis?

I don’t understand beauty contests but I also am smart enough to not question a good thing when we have it.  Beauty contests have been around a long time before I was alive and will continue to thrive long after I am gone.  All I can do is sit back and enjoy them as they come.  Kaiane Aldorino is making headlines (at least on JournalStone.com) for being the first woman from Gibraltar to make it to the finals.  Now for those of you who missed Madagascar, Gibraltar is apparently a country that somehow didn’t get gobbled up by Spain in it’s hey day.  Not sure how many people live there but it can’t be more than New Jersey is my guess.

Still the country is in the heart of what should be smoking hot woman land so the fact that they are just now getting somebody in the finals of the Miss World contest seems odd to me.  Not sure why I included the Gibraltar comment in the last paragraph?  I guess Madagascar ranks up there with Gibraltar on the does it really matter list.  Not that I am attempting to offend anyone from these places mind you.  Quite the contrary.  I wish whole heartedly at times that I lived in a place not quite so bent on world domination and overachievement like the US.  Still you have to love freedom and power so who am I to complain.

I do want to congratulate Kaiane Aldorino on her new title and on being the first from her country to achieve the status.  As you can tell from her rock hard body in a bikini she will have my vote to go on to bigger and better things.  Say for example the Maxim.com girl of the month club.  Now that is a contest.

If you are interested in seeing a few hundred photos of the gorgeous women in bikinis jump over to the Miss World Facebook account.  I have to admit to now adding it to my facebook page so I can keep tabs on it.  I might poke fun at some things but it doesn’t mean deep down I don’t enjoy them personally.  It is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes it is nice to see women strutting around in teeny tiny golden bikinis.  On a side note congratulations to Katharine Brown one of our favorites and the reigning Miss Scotland.  She placed third in the look at my rock hard beach body rankings.

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