I will be the first to admit I don’t understand the internet. I don’t understand the sites that continually post this girl in her tight fitting sweater or this girl in her blouse that is slightly open but not quite. What is the point? The only thing that I can figure is they are trying to justify their monthly subscriptions and will post anything about any woman that is even remotely revealing. Who really cares about a 20 year old after she is done working out with her hair all mangled and the outfit that might or might not be socially acceptable. Dude, the people writing these blogs are sitting in their underwear with their oversized bellies hanging over their keyboard.
Well, that being said every once in a while there are some high quality photos of a beautiful girl and she just happens to be working out. Audrina Patridge is fast becoming one of my favorites. Is it fair that a woman looks that smoking hot while she is exercising? What has life come to when you can’t even look bad at any given moment in time? It reminds me of my girlfriend who seems to look beautiful no matter what she is doing. I on the other hand wake up in the morning with my hair sticking two feet in the air and my breath making a small bank of fog as it creeps out of my mouth. Stay away please.
So I was perusing the internet and happened to venture over to Audrina’s website and she had posted some photos of her Jukari workout. The next question that came to mind (after looking at Audrina) was what in the hell is Jukari? Is that some kind of Asian karate that I was unaware? Maybe it was some kind of kickboxing exercise regime that was out for a while but since I never have been to a gym I was just unaware. Well it seems that Jukari is a new fad that Reebok and Cirque du Soleil have come up with. Kind of a cardio while flexing circus style working out.
Call me crazy but I am a little lost with how normal people are ever going to be able to work out in the same form those circus dudes do. I mean have you seen some of the shows. The positions they do and how they flip around. They do this while suspended about 20,000 feet in the air. They jump and stack and twist in ways that just don’t seem natural. I can’t even imagine sitting on an exercise bike for 30 minutes. Does anyone really think that I would ever attempt to fly around like a chimpanzee?
Granted I am probably not the target audience but still, the whole thing seems out there. With everyone always looking for the new craze maybe it will take off. I guess everyone wants exercising to be fun and it does look like a bizarre way to get some heavy breathing in. My doctor is always saying I am one good talk away from a heart attack so maybe I should get off the couch and try it. You know what, I will. Let me go and grab a beer first and after I pound that I am all over it.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I just don’t want to get out of bed, let alone exercise. Then again, I am old and in need of repair.
