Natalie Portman’s new look on V Magazine 62

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Natalie Portman as had several looks over the years.  Remember when she first hit the scene in that science fiction movie.  You know the one with that dude all dressed in black that had to breathe through a ventilator.  She was on the innocent side back then.  I guess the she was lady like, until she jumped into bed with the little boy who turned out to have a dark side.  See, you never know what people are going to turn out like once you sleep with them.  You had over the goods and the next thing you know they are whipping out a light saber and trying to stick you with it.

V magazine seems to have a way with morphing women into new dimensions.  The magazine has a fetish with getting women to dress in black, dawn some tattoos and spike their hair.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.  Quite the contrary my personal opinion is to dress women up in as many costumes as they will allow and see what happens.  Just ask Nicole Kidman, in her new GQ interview she opens up about her sexual deviances and how she is not the good ole girl you might think she is in bed. Natalie Portman 13Natalie Portman 14

Don’t you just love the innocent type, that behind closed doors turn into the wild sexual crazy lady of the evening?  It is like you get your cake and get to eat it too.  Nothing like some icing in the bedroom.  Just remember when you take that good girl gone bad home to mom, keep the noise level down once the lights are turned out.  Mom might be a little insane but she is still your mom.  Lights that turn off always have to be turned back on once breakfast is served.  The last thing in the world you want is a quite breakfast as everyone at the Christmas table wonders how you managed to break the bed last night.

Natalie Portman 15Natalie Portman 16I have to admit that breaking a bed is quite fun though.  I have only broken one in my years but believe me if you are going to break something the bed has to be number one on the list.  I can’t tell you how I broke it but I will say that I didn’t have to worry about breakfast the next morning.  I was way too tired to get out of bed the entire day.

Natalie Portman is one of my favorite actresses.  Not just because she will shave all of her hair off and go bald but because she is quirky and does whatever she feels like doing at the time.  It is nice to see an actress who can be both mainstream and off center simultaneously.  You have to admire what she has accomplished in her career.  I started to say short but since I am getting old she has actually been around a while. Natalie Portman 17Natalie Portman 18

Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you have to be careful when shaving.  You don’t want to nip anything you shouldn’t.

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