OK, I can’t play the guitar. I don’t have any musical talent, but I am now thinking of going out and buying one. Why, well if Crystal Harris has the ability to make a 100 year old dude look good just think what she is doing for the neck of a guitar. Crystal Harris has the ability to make anything look good. I get Hugh’s appeal and all. I mean he is the Playboy God and that is not even mentioning the fact that he is wealthy beyond all belief but still. Is he really that tolerable in the sack? Crystal Harris is rock solid not crinkly and soft.
Her new shoot it Guitar World continues to show just how smoking hot she can really be. I just can’t help but think the continued relationship of Hugh with all of these twenty year old girls borders on some kind of abuse. Maybe that is using the word abuse too liberally but still. I guess you can’t compare it to the normal religious abuses that occur almost daily. The latest seems to be the Rev. John J. Hunter. He allegedly demanded sex from a young lady and when she finally said no way dude, well she got fired. Who knows what the truth is but those religious boys seem to always be getting into trouble.
For the record this guy was not Catholic but I am assuming you knew this already. As soon as I said the Rev. was in trouble for allegedly demanding sex from a girl everyone and anyone could have guess it wasn’t the Catholic dudes. We all know full well those guys don’t fly that way. They play in the all boys playground. At least they keep it consistent. I get a little lost on why people of the cloth can’t keep their act together but I can say if you have never dated a pastor’s daughter then you are missing out on winning the lottery. There is only a jackpot drawn so often and that is definitely in the same league.
Maybe that is what I am missing. Maybe Crystal is the daughter of some London church elder. She was born overseas right? Can anyone correct me on some of these facts? Who is writing this blog anyone? At times I need some kind of guidance otherwise why not just make this shit up as I go. Would anyone know the difference anyway?
Hopefully at some point we will actually have some people blogging on this site besides just me. I would enjoy getting the perspective of somebody who actually makes sense.
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes the sparkling clarity of a crystal can push the light into places that have been dark for years. You have to love the light. Just keep walking to the light, no matter what the hell people tell you.
