Wisconsin Woman dials 911 to report a drunk driver, HERSELF.

Hmmmm, where to start.  I drink alcohol.  I have driven before when I have drank too much.  I think, no I know you lose perspective when you drink on how aware you are of your own abilities.  That is the nature of alcohol.  Unfortunately you endanger the lives of yourself and everyone around you when you drink and drive.  Damn, how many stories do you read where somebody died being hit by a drunk driver.  With the crack down and zealous enforcement the incidents are not as often but anytime it occurs it is tragic.

I like to think at this point in my life I am a better judge on when to drive and when to refrain from getting behind the wheel.  I am an old man at this point; surely I have learned something in life.  Mary Strey apparently has not.  Not only did she drink too much, she called 911 as she was driving to report herself as being too drunk to drive.  Call me stupid but if you knew enough to dial 911 while you were driving drunk wouldn’t you know enough to pull over?  I realize that women drivers are a little dangerous on the road but please, the gender just took a huge leap backward in equality.

Not only was she driving drunk but she was talking on her cell phone while doing so telling the dispatcher that she was breaking the law.  Women from Wisconsin are known for drinking beer, ice fishing and now for being cognizant enough to turn themselves in but not intelligent enough to simple stop a car.  Not only did this lady do a disservice to all women but she completely destroyed the credibility of Wisconsin women.  Maybe they should stick to cow tipping and playing with sheep versus driving.

While I am all for equal rights I have to say that maybe we should seriously look into Wisconsin women’s rights to drive.  Philip James Bailey said “The sole equality on earth is death.”, other than that I say earn what you get.  If you are really that dumb then please don’t get behind the wheel.  If you want to listen to the audio tape click here.  http://www.wsaw.com/home/headlines/67750367.html

It is damn funny in a sad depressed sort of way.  It is not a slam on women in general just women from Wisconsin.  Sorry but I didn’t pick the state where she lives.  If you allow people like that into the city you have to face the consequences.  She is 49 years old by the way.  Maybe the salt are from Lake Michigan has rotted her brain a little.  Hahaha, I wonder how many people realize there is not salt in lake water.  My guess is Mary would have been stumped by that one.

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I just don’t want olives in my Martini.  What the hell is wrong with that?

Comments

  1. Lisa Starkey says:

    Dear Mr Moron – your last name is well suited. I do not condone anyone driving drunk and find it totally idiotic for someone to call 911 to report they are driving drunk.

    However, I take offense to your statements that
    “Women from Wisconsin are known for drinking beer, ice fishing and now for being cognizant enough to turn themselves in but not intelligent enough to simple stop a car. Not only did this lady do a disservice to all women but she completely destroyed the credibility of Wisconsin women.” This one women’s actions do not dipect or destroy the credibility of Wisconsin women. I know a lot of dumb men and heard a lot of dumb things men does but I don’t hold one persons actions against all the men in Wisconsin….hmmmm maybe I’m incorrect in my thinking.

    Again I say your name suits you well.

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