Sexy Halloween Costumes (Is it even a costume?)

Halloween 2009 is fast approaching and we have the holiday to thank for giving women the excuse to go outdoors in their underwear and call it a costume. Damn, with body paint today some women just walk out stark naked but paint over their private parts concealing what they can. If I can ever get my act together I will start a series on Andy Golub our favorite body painting artist. He will be featuring some of his creations in the upcoming parade in New York this weekend. Now if you are a red blooded American boy like me your thoughts go to one thing when you think of body painting, how can you even concentrate.

I mean if I am going to be painting some hot women as she stands there completely naked I might not be able to contain myself. Andy must have the self control of Buddha. Thanks Andy for the pictures and we will do a blog on you today or tomorrow. Who knows, maybe someday we can sell some of Andy’s artwork here on the site.

With the holiday approaching Playboy has had their party already but most parties will be this Saturday. I most likely will not be attending any but then again I am an old man. I could just go as myself, carry a cane and be fine. I do love the costumes that women tend to wear though. As we have featured in a few blog posts this past couple of weeks there are some smoking hot costumes out there. If you want to jump over to CoedMagazine.com they have a full spread on the Playboy party and all of the smoking hot women that attended.

I personally liked the Bionic Models site as it lists the top ten smoking hot costumes of the year. Granted this is only in their opinion but I think if you jump over to their site you might agree that they are not bad to say the least. I think I will be waiting until after Halloween and see which costumes go on sale and stock up for next year. Not for me mind you but for my girlfriend. I am too frugal to spend money prior to the holidays. I wonder if we can have Christmas in January and save even more money. Damn, now that is messed up.

I like the New York Times article on “Money Talks to have Before Marriage”. It actually states that divorce can be financially disastrous. I think the dude is trying to give you tips on what to do in order to pick a sound partner. I guess if you marry somebody who wants to buy Christmas presents after Christmas you should share the same values. Divorce can apparently be financially difficult. Duh, I can speak to that first hand. Divorce might be the route you have to take but make sure you have deep pockets. It just doesn’t add up in dollars and cents. On the brighter side once you have to stop paying monthly attorney fees it is like hitting the lottery. Those bills are crazy high and come like clockwork.

So thanks to Halloween. I am sure some guy invented this holiday when he couldn’t get his partner to dress up like a French Maid. Damn, smart thinking dude.