Just for the record I have never seen an episode of Gossip Girl. I mean if you have seen one teenage show about coming of age you have seen them all right. Now admittedly they have some smoking hot girls on the show but in the end almost every show on TV is filled with smoking hot girls. I mean why else are they on TV. Now I personally like the idea of pushing the envelope and plowing new fields. What are fields out there for if they are not to be plowed? We are constantly pushing the majority of the public to the “taboo” that they are afraid to talk about at Marcie the neighbor’s dinner party on Saturday night.
I again will get on my soap box about our religious right wing and ask how in the hell they always feel the right to point fingers. Well, hang on to your trousers Catholics because Gossip Girl is going into an orgy episode and on November 9, 2009 we will get to see a threesome on TV from our favorite characters. I guess we are not allowed to know which characters as that would blow the surprise. I should also thank the guys over at EW for breaking the story. Damn, I wish it were my job to sniff out threesomes and then write about them. I bet I could get some damn good stories now and then on how to make things work.
So in the day where Sasha Grey is making her mainstream movie debut we now have the Gossip Girl doing an orgy scene. Dear God please tell me that there is at least one girl involved in the threesome. I am not opposed to the guy on guy thing if that is what you are into but it just isn’t my thing. I still like to go somewhat mainstream. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Everyone should be allowed to make his bed and jump on whatever he would like that is lying there. I wouldn’t mind three of the girls jumping into bed mind you. Panties and a pillow fight is always some fun. I guess it is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
I just want to go on the record and say that if I am going to watch a threesome I am going to rent some porn. I know that some guys might get excited and the November 9th episode might break records but can’t we all just do what we do best. There is a reason that porn actors make what they do. They do porn people. Let’s give the Gossip Girls a break and let them do what they do best like shop and talk and just be damn annoying. I personally don’t like watching sexual threesomes with my daughters in the room.
Call me crazy but for the record, porn good, no problem. Gossip Girl porn not so much, and I am not even a religious fanatic and it seems a little off the wall to me.
Damn, I hate being on the same side as the Catholics. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
