Roller Girls, I feel like I jumped back to the 70's.

Roller Girls, I feel like I jumped back to the 70′s.

First let me say this right up front. I can’t remember where all of these pictures came from. I know I got some from the dudes over at HolyTaco so let’s give them their dibs but the rest I have just picked up over the last couple of weeks from here and there.

It seems since the grand movie Whip It has been getting hyped up everyone has reverted back to the roller derby chicks and for the most part it isn’t that bad. Remember how on every team there was always some butch babe that could kick the shit out of any man let alone all of those gorgeous little babes. It doesn’t seem right to mix up the chicks like that but all in good fun. It is all ok until somebody loses an eye Pistol Pete always said.

I still do like my women with all of their teeth though. I just like the look, despite what I hear about the benefits of no chompers. It is just some weird thing I have.

I like how no matter what you do, styles and fetishes come full circle. For the last few years everyone has been giving me shit about my jeans being too small at the ankle. They need to be wider, they look tapered. I have never bought skinny jeans or tapered jeans in my life. I just buy the damn straight ones. It makes it simple. A year ago I finally broke down and went out to buy some of the wide legged jeans and shit it was strange wearing them. Now that I own them it seems like the small ones are coming back. I can’t keep up with this shit.

Good news is that no matter whether the women are on roller blades or roller skates as long as the thongs are tight and the shorts are short they look damn hot.

I love America. Not quite as much as Europe though. Those babes not only do the roller skating thing but they go topless as well. Europe always is ahead of us Puritans aren’t they.