Living in the bay area one is never sure what to put on every day when you wake up. It could be sunny and in the eighties or foggy and in the sixties. It is a crap shoot every time out. The one thing you learn is to dress in layers. That way if the day starts out in the sixties and it morphs into the eighties you are prepared. Just strip off a layer now and then. The one thing you don’t want to do is strip in public. Well, I guess I don’t know who in the hell you are so maybe you do want to strip in public. If you are nineteen or in your twenties and smoking hot and decided to flash everyone then I say I am all in. Let’s take a look.
Emma inadvertently did just that. I had imagined her wearing something other than tightie whities but will have to admit even with the lack of originality she is looking good. She seems like she is outgrowing the Harry Twatter series faster than her castrates, I mean cast-mates. At some point she will be ogled by most of the known world if she is not already. The one thing that holds true is she can still get a laugh at her own expense on the David Letterman show. If you can’t laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at? I can laugh at most people but that is a unique talent to believe everyone is going through life as a joke to our existence.
I mean anyone who gets on a street and runs with a bunch of crazy ass bulls deserves what they get. In the bloodiest run in decades Pamplona had several people injured and one man died. I can think of many ways to die but having a huge horn driven into me is not one of them. Not that there is anything wrong with that. hahaha, did you get it. If you didn’t then reread and if you don’t get it the second time then you need to drink more or get some serious help because you are one screwed up dude.
No matter how screwed up you are you can’t be more screwed than Hayden Panettiere. What the hell was she thinking picking “Love” finds Larry Doyle? Most of the reviews are saying if you have a choice between death and watching this movie then you should pick death. I should note now that I have not seen the movie so I can’t comment firsthand but if the reviews are that bad I don’t care how cute she is I will have to pass. Jesus, I have now defined my limit on what I will tolerate for a smoking hot girl. I won’t go as far as death. So I guess no matter what happens I will keep on attempting to live day by day.
Sadly I won’t be playing with a beaver any time soon. OMG, get your sick ass minds out of the gutter. I was talking about Mel Gibson who is now being slated to star in The Beaver. If you thought I was referring to anything else then you are screwed up. One thing is for sure if I wasn’t playing with a beaver I wouldn’t broadcast it and if I were well, I wouldn’t broadcast that either.
I can’t handle the direction this is going so I have to stop now. Get your ass off the couch and get outside. There are tightie whitie mama beavers out there getting ready for the weekend. Jesus, it was a joke already.
